International Tabloid News from Michigan

Judge ignores husband's wishes, charges woman with attacking him with a fork in Michigan restaurant (International Herald Tribune, France) Why should this be noteworthy in France? Don't the French get passionate over food? Anyway, this was a married couple--you know, one man and one woman, protected and privileged by our state constitution. Perhaps the judge is fulfilling his duty to uphold the ideal of marriage; stabbing your husband with a fork is not a spousal right--not even in Michigan.