Tested. Ready. Now. Giuliani needs better wordsmiths

You have to be kidding.
Who came up with this? Tested. Ready. Now.

If this is the best campaign slogan Giuliani can muster, he deserves to lose.

It sounds like something you might say about No Child Left Behind and we all know what a success that has been.

Where is the inspiration and vision?
Tested. Like my smoke detector when I push the little red button?
Ready. Like my microwaved convenience food?
Now. Like the starter pistol at a foot race?

Please just toss in the towel and go back to Bracewell and Giuliani and give thanks that you are so well placed to prosper in the time of our empire's decline.