Found poem from spam subject lines

Spam -- the junk that jams your email inbox -- may have redeeming qualities after all. Here is a found poem from recent spam subject lines.


Don't understand?
More dimension and vigor
You can do this too
Is it hard?

For the sake of your health
Be not afraid of making changes
This is what people want to know
Dreams can cost less

Relax, take a deep breath
We have the answer
Immense weapon of love
Your life